|Media type||New media article|
|Release date||February 25, 2009|
|Creator||Dylan Otto Krider|
Vampire math doesnt add up is an article about a paper by University of Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou in which Efthimiou claimed that vampires are impossible because the math doesnt add up - if the fictional vampire existed, every human on earth would be a vampire already. The article was written by Dylan Otto Krider for Examiner.com. In it, Krider remarks that this is bad news for otherkin who believe themselves to be vampires, ignoring the fact that the real vampire community generally does not believe in non-vampires being "turned" at all, much less that every non-vampire who is fed upon would be turned.